+138 You would cry harder if in a movie a dog dies than if the protagonist dies, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

In Zombieland, it made me sadder when I thought Buck was Tallahassee's dog. > u>;

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It has something to do with the fact that animals (typically domesticated animals, but some wild animals as well) imbody innocence, whereas humans do not. I read something that talked about this a while ago, but I don't remember the details.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

what if the protaganist is a dog?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

then it would be sad when it's owner dies and the dog is all alone

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What if the the dog kills the protagonist and then explodes?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Then the movie would be over, and you'd either have to sit through the credits or just go home, anticipating the sequel.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.amirite.net/53042 http://www.amirite.net/85538 http://www.amirite.net/102283 http://www.amirite.net/136517 http://www.amirite.net/170151 http://www.amirite.net/188443 http://www.amirite.net/522595 http://www.amirite.net/223157 I probably missed a bunch, too. Don't repost.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Here Here!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I admire the sentiment, but it works a lot better if you just report it and give the links

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I did report it. But this way, more people learn to not repost.

by Anonymous 12 years ago