+463 We all know someone that asks and says the stupidest things ever. Sometimes we feel like beating them so hard with a bat, that even the kids they will have will inherit the injuries, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Me: "I wish I could talk to deaf people." My friend, who takes ASL: "Really? How would you do that?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That would be my sister

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"But you don't look like you have a disability, your hair is so pretty!" Pretty hair apparently cures disabilities. Fact.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This isn't RAGECAPTIONS!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This girl: "So, when did you learn how to speak English?" Me (I am American): "....."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*some girl while reading the illiad* Wait...are the greek gods, like, real?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My mom.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"What's the number for 9-1-1?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Is there a backside to this paper?" "..Just turn it over..." "Oh! Thanks!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago