It's infuriating when someone sarcastically says "You're cool" when you're clearly not trying to be cool; you're just being yourself and having fun, and they have to go shit on your parade. If anything, they're the ones trying to draw attention by saying that...

Who reads 3-line posts?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

People who like thought-out opinions and observations.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Summing it up = favorable.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I consider <400 characters summed up

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You should read more.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You should write less.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mine seems like a more viable lifestyle choice.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yea, to sit and read. Sort of lazy, if you ask me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are you kidding me? You`re on amirite and you think reading is too lazy for you?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So reading all day long and not going anywhere is active?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

..because the only way to do something a decent amount is to do it all day long and not go anywhere? I go to the gym every morning, including running a mile, I box and fence and play soccer with my friends and go to after-school clubs, and I still read. It's good for you, and doesn't compromise being active even a little bit. It's really not an all or nothing concept.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Captn_Awesome):But I never said you read all day long. But soccer is kinda gay. What country do you live in? South Africa? Nobody likes soccer over here in the States. Do you just run in the gym? Because if you do, that's also sort of gay. I work out, and that is how you get better at sports.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"So reading all day long and not going anywhere is active?" You definitely did. I live in South Carolina, and although I agree it's not fun on a team if you're just hanging with friends it's a lot of fun. And I run after I do weights, like the last 10 minutes or so of the hour I'm there. It gives you endurance, burns fat, makes your heart rate better, and makes you live longer. There isn't a single sport that having better endurance doesn't help you in.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That depends on what kind of endurance. Endurance in running doesn't help in baseball, because you don't have to run much in baseball. If you do, it is short distances. What about polo? Ya ain't gotta have endurance in that, you're on a horse.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are you kidding me? Are you seriously taking the stance that both running and reading are pointless? Whether or not you play a sport that involves a lot of running (which baseball does, in the outfield and running bases, and who the hell plays polo?) it's good for you, it makes you healthy. And statements like "Ya ain't gotta..." are just evidence that you need to read more.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In baseball, you don't have to run, dickhead. I play baseball, and in the outfield you may have to run 50 yards. That's not anything. The most you would have to run is 360 feet on an inside-the-park home run, and there's only like 2 every year. I use that kind of language just joking around. God, calm down. Don't get your panties in a wad.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

^That was you getting your panties in a wad. And don't try to make the argument that running is not beneficial, even the internet is not a place for that level of stupidity.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Never said it wasn't beneficial, but endurance isn't exactly necessary in EVERY sport like you said.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Even if it's only a little bit endurance matters in every sport.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

True, but it isn't needed completely in every sport. Compromise at that?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My original argument was that reading is good for, and added onto that was that running is too, I will not compromise on that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So you're saying an obese person can play baseball without ending up wheezing and sweating horribly? Yeah, it's called endurance, dickhead.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, in fact I've seen obese people play baseball without sweating. You run like every 10 minutes, dickhead.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Really? How many obese major league baseball players do you see? And I've never seen an obese person play baseball.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

'I read books a good bit'? You, dear, need to be bitch slapped.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You need to get cock slapped. You don't know me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This argument is a lot longer than the post. I'm not trying to get into this, just putting that out there.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My dick is a lot longer than this post and arguement

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lmao :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

now THAT was a good comeback, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It wasn't a comeback... it was a compliment. I thought your joke was funny... so I laughed. Then my ass fell off, so I told you about it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

okay, maybe the last detail could have been left off, but too late now. And I was talking about my joke as a comeback. sorry for any misunderstanding.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

'Scuse me for butting in...but did you seriously just call Captn_Awesome lazy when you didn't want to read a three line post?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Didn't call him lazy, said it was lazy reading books all day. Read before you judge.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You do realize you just called reading lazy after whining about being too lazy to read 3 lines..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You gotta little white on your chin.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Please explain this, because it sounds to me like you're implying that this person is a homosexual, as if that is any of your business and as if it nullifies their point. GTFO, Bigot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ok, first of all, you take some things way too seriously. Secondly, you are perverted. Third, Why are you assuming that they are male? And last, LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE WITHOUT GETTING OFFENDED, EVERYTHING I SAY IS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN AS A HARSH COMMENT. P.S. Don't ya think you're a little old for DragonballZ or whatever your avatar is?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wasn't being serious, I just thought your reaction would be funny. And nobody is too old for Dragonball, although you don't know my age so that statement was a bit baseless.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yea, you do get a little too old for Faggotball. Around the age of 9. It's a cartoon for cryin' out loud.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's probably my boyfriend's jizz. Wanna taste? ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I believe I'll pass, I insist. I may be black, but I am definitely not gay. MOST definitely.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's too bad. Gay guys are great best friends

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Except for the ones like OnebadWhiteKid

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Whatever you say, I'm sure that I'm not gay. And your mom can also verify that for me. So, GOODBYE FAGS!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have two dads, which are you referring to?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Like father like son. You're a chip off of both blocks.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're not funny. Plus, you're gayer than that faggot jew who got nailed to a cross.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We will all find out in the end, won't we? Since you're obviously trying to offend me, I won't get offended because of some closed-minded blowhard.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't really have two dads, but honestly do you really thing you have any place to call someone closed-minded? I mean, read your own posts and see if any words pop into your mind besides that, you've been gay bashing for literally no reason. Speaking of which, Google the term 'projecting'; your unprovoked vocalization of your negative feelings toward gay people may have some deeper psychological meanings.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So you're saying that because I bash gays that therefore I am gay. That's the biggest load of bullshit that I have ever heard. Look, I really don't care what you think of me, but I know who I am. You don't. So get a life. BYE!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well it wasn't just the gash bashing, it was how out-of-nowhere it was. It was like you made one point, and then added, with no relevance, "OH AND ALSO I DISAPPROVE OF HOMOSEXUALS AND I WILL PROVE THIS THE BEST I CAN BECAUSE I HAVE SOMETHING TO PROVE IN THIS CATEGORY LOLZ"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Says the person, who from what I can tell in your debate in comments way above with Captn_Awesome, likes ignoring points made against him. But hey, a faggot in love with a faggot jew can't be expected of much.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Theres really no way to respond to it either! Its ironic tho cuz ur name is captn awesome.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Captain Jack Sparrow isn't the captain of sparrows.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If your first name was "Awesome" your parents were assholes. If your last name is "Awesome" you are badass.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What if it's my middle name?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're cool

by Anonymous 13 years ago

damn those parade shitters :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I saw that there were 30 comments, so I clicked, expecting to see some interesting debate. Instead, there's the dickwad up there.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We're cool

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why are people defecating on parades I swear to God toilets aren't hard to find HIZ-ERP-A-DERP Sorry, couldn't resist

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you are out in public and are "just being yourself" and someone feels the need to say "you're cool," you're probably the one who is trying to draw attention to yourself.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

10/224 agree with you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ok... the majority of people used to believe that the world was flat and that flies were formed from rotting meet. Anyways, everyone has judged someone else based on their actions...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

meat*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That was bad science, not personal opinion.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A stretch, I know. Anyways, the point I so awkwardly tried to make was that as long as people realize that they are going to be judged by others if they act a little differently in public, then I have no problem with them. My only grievance with the idea of the post is that people who go out in public and act in a manner that would normally be frowned upon and then complain that people have no right to judge them are horribly unaware of how life works.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not unaware of how life works, I'm just saying people are bitches and it's annoying.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I usually just say "I know I'm cool" if it's one of my friends joking around with me. If someone I barely know is just being a bitch, I say something along the lines of, "Oooh burn. Ya got me with your sarcasm, bet you feel like a big boy now" I know, those are both kind of lame

by Anonymous 13 years ago

See, I like your system up to a point, but instead of a witty reply, I prefer to give a swift punch to the dick.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hmm. Never tried that, but I'll give it a shot!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If someone "shits on your parade", you could always just snap back with, "Nice face. Did you lose a bet?" Or, wait until they are in a parade and camp out on a branch that overhangs the road they will be crossing under with your trusty taco bell value meal....

by Anonymous 13 years ago