+596 Don't have sex with lemons because you might get lemon aids. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or worse... Lemon Herpes

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Isn't that a good thing?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, this foiled my weekend plans.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And also make sure to use a condom before having sex with alligators unless you want Gator AIDS.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Anyone else have any basic knowledge of fanfiction terms? Because that's what made this post for me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Invite the family and have a lemonparty :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't have sex with lemons because you will definitely get extreme dick pain

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or vag. pain.

by Anonymous 13 years ago