Semen kinda tastes like cooking oil and sawdust, amirite?

did he died

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, he don't

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/natural-harvest---a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes/5198959

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know what I'm getting mum for Christmas!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LAWL The thing I wonder is, like, ejaculation isn't really that much fluid. Do you have to get a bloke to jerk off into a container and stick in it in the freezer til next time, and save it up for one recipe?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe you get every guy you can find and just have a bukkake over the mixing bowl?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, since this is officially a NSFW post ... there's this ... (I dunno what you would call it "sex move"?) that involves multiple men jerking off into an ice cube tray over a long time, til all the cubes are full. That leaves you with semen ice cubes. And, it's called "The Devil's Dick". I'll leave the rest to your imagination.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Let me guess... they don't need the recipe book to make the jizz edible?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Did you read the reviews for it? Holy crap, people actually bought it and TRIED THE RECIPIES?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

fun fact! you can alter the taste of a guy's semen depending on what you feed him. for instance if you have him eat a lot of bananas, it will taste a bit like bananas.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How do you know what cooking oil and sawdust taste like together...? You might be a candidate for "My Weird Addiction"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Curious as to how you know what sawdust tastes like...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think your boyfriend should maybe see a doctor.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha, the score or whatever you call it is -69.

by Anonymous 13 years ago