+629 Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was running away from his abusive father, that has been whipping him with his belt since he was 3. He has been abused for years, and is finally running away from home. Now, how bad do you feel for repeatedly questioning him, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sounds like how my father was :/ i feel for the chicken

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not very. I hate chickens, and I doubt a rooster could hold a belt. Why does the rooster have a belt in the first place?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unfunny

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apathy

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shut_the_fuck_up

by Anonymous 13 years ago

probably picked it up after someone was sleeping and threw it at him when the stupid rooster started yelling

by Anonymous 5 years ago

llol that made me cry lol jk thats so funny

by Anonymous 13 years ago

chickens don't live that long especially the males.

by Anonymous 5 years ago