+1,402 Girls: When shopping for shorts, it's difficult to find a pair that comes in a length other than "slut", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There's either slutty or bermuda. No in-between.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know. I wear Bermudas because I refuse to wear shorts that are the length of underwear.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeahh, that's usually what I end up doing. It's just uncomfortable knowing your pockets hang lower than your actual denim.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Absolutely. I think it's ridiculous that people actually wear those.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

pics...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Short wearing rice?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you know what I want :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

hello pics ;]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And I'm okay with that. hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yep, it's either "fuck me now" or "take me to Church now" shorts. ;-;

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Got that right. I have these shorts, (which don't get me wrong, they are REALLY cute) but I feel uncomfortable wearing them because they are pretty short and I'm afraid some fucking chimo is gonna be like "OM NOM NOM" when he sees me. I prefer shorts kind of like basketball shorts. Or shorts that go to the knee. >.<

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thats the way i like it ;) slutty is better than that awkward inbetween.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Uhm, they're called shorts for a reason. They're supposed to be short.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, shorter than pants. They're not called "pair of underwear 2".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then wear some capri's problem solved. I'm guessing you don't wear swimsuits to the pool because it looks like you're wearing a bra and underwear XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Problem not solved. Capris are too long to be comfortable in the summer heat. And I never said I was Amish; of course I wear a swimsuit to pools. That's completely different. Excuse me for not wanting to look like a sex advertisement.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I almost forgot. Stand up straight, and put your arms at your sides. If your arms are longer than your shorts, then they're too short. (That's sort of the policy at my school about shorts and skirts.)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd just like to point out that this is ridiculous. I have extremely long arms & legs, and so even some of my p.e. shorts are too short for this fingertip law.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ugh, being tall makes this even worse. If I were to try on shorts that would be be in the 'slut' category for normal girls, they'd be in the 'Jersey Shore' category for me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have the same problem as you, with shorts and skirts. It really irritates me because girls give you nasty looks like you're a slut when you're wearing the EXACT same pair of shorts as them!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Go to Goodwill and you'll find plenty of variety.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just wear those black sport shorts. They're an adequate length and comfy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My denim shorts are probably too short. I wish they weren't, but I couldn't find a longer pair D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/wenn-milescy__oPt.jpg

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I buy mine a few sizes too big to get the right length, and wear a belt.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There's always slut length and then mormon lenght. No happy medium...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The slut ones also look especially bad if you're like me and have thunder thighs :O

by Anonymous 13 years ago

if people just lived naked, this wouldnt be a problem

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it's fine as long as the girl wearing them isn't a fatass.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pics or it didn't happen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago