If you did something really important (Like landing on the moon), instead of saying: "One small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." You'd probably say something along the lines of: "Yeah, bitches! What now?", amirite?

+330 If you did something really important (Like landing on the moon), instead of saying: "One small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." You'd probably say something along the lines of: "Yeah, bitches! What now?", amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

YEEEEAAAAAAAH! I'M PELVIC THRUSTING AT THE ENTIRE EARTH, BITCHES! YOU ARE ALL AT THE MERCEY OF MY MIGHTY PLANET-SLAYING PHALLUS!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hey look I can see the great wall of China. HOLY SHIT I CAN PISS ON CHINA!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Walk on the moon? Ha, I portaled there like a boss

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would have been like HAHA SUCK IT RUSSIA. FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID COMMUNISM. AMERICA FUCK YEA!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Teehee! You guys, I just farted on the moon!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd say " I lost the game."

by Anonymous 12 years ago