+303 American football players can get away with murder, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

One got away with rape.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Twice

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because EVERYBODY knows that if you're drunk and have sex with a football player you can claim it to be rape to get some cash out of it. Right? Its totally the only option. I mean admiting you were drunk and dropping it, psh.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, the fact that they were drunk legally makes it rape.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dante Stallworthe, I think that's him, anyways he got like 30 days for running someone over and killing them while being drunk...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To be fair, the guy he ran over was trying to cross a busy highway in the middle of the night.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

True, but he was still drunk. :p

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, see I didn't know that. I knew it happened at night but not on a highway

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ray Lewis, too. Manslaughter.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ray Lewis

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OJ Simpson did.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think that's true every sport..except soccer in the U.S.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ha, I was about to say the same exact thing.... It's like, "BUT I'M BECKHAM!" and the judge's like, "What the fuck is a Beckham? Someone get this guy out of here"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In Europe: "The big game is tomorrow, so ill let it slide just this once okay? You better not get caught killing prostitutes okay."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha, "I'm betting on ____ to win, so don't let me down!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago