-108 Squirrels must be suicidal. It can't be a coincidence that you always see one dead on the side of the rode, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've never seen a dead squirrel on the side of the road, I've only seen rabbits, white-tailed deer, opossums, and one time I saw a cat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You've never seen a dead squirrel?! I just drove past a vulture eating a squirrel but wait. It gets better. The squirrel was missing the upper half of it's body. I don't even want to know what happened to it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Eww... we don't have any vultures in my area, but i do not want to see a hawk doing that. On topic, maybe the squirrels in my area are just smarter? A small family of squirrels lives in an oak tree next to my house and they look out for cars before crossing. Then again, we used to have a squirrel that liked to run out in front of cars to piss the drivers off and I haven't seen him around in awhile.... OH MY GOSH! I NAMED HIM! SPARKLES, WHERE ARE YOU?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is one of the dumbest posts I've ever seen on the home page.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

how did this get here?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

RODE? Really?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or there's just a lot of cars...?

by Anonymous 13 years ago