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by Anonymous 13 years ago

jumpman: all of that except he was a carpetner but that was portrayed as favoring christianity so he became mario the plumber

by Anonymous 13 years ago

he didnt look like a mexican, he looked like an italian.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

poor guy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and runs like an african

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He's bi-lingual and I don't think he looks Mexican.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

he looks italian. derp.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and is short as an asian

by Anonymous 13 years ago

BTW, are you guys aware that today's Mario Day? No seriously, it's [MAR.10]. Teehee. [:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't hate.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

derp

by Anonymous 12 years ago

go eat a monkey

by Anonymous 12 years ago

mario is an italian plumber created by Japanese people, talks english, looks like a mexican and runs like a black guy getting chased by the cops

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by Anonymous 12 years ago

Mario does look Mexican except for the blue eyes lol.

by Anonymous 11 years ago