If you give a mouse a cookie, he will want a glass of milk. If you give a teenage boy a marker, he will draw a penis. Amirite?

AHHHHHHH!!!!!! brings back memories of mrs. gayken! haha :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know right?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

gayken? i knew it! he always was a girl's toy

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This reminds me of that one post on FML I saw awhile ago, it was ranked pretty high in the "You deserved it" category haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

about them drawing a giant penis on a dry erase board with a marker that they thought was dry-erase but turned out to be sharpie?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, I don't remember that one.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would too honestly...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

so true

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't need a marker 8==========D. Ah ha!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that's either a shovel or, ironically, a happy guy with a long face. but not a penis.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am sorry my artistic skills don't satisfy your demands. I intended the picture to be a penis.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And I intended on sleeping with a multitude of attractive women. That didn't happen, now did it?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i thought it was voldemort smiling

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A lot of girls would also draw a penis.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Most teenagers would do that, not just boys

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i guess you're right. you don't see girls saying "can i have your marker?" "yeah" *draws vertical line* "what's that?" "a vagina"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well you could draw a better vag than that but no one would want to.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why the fuck would a mouse want a glass of milk?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's a children's book.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh I see now. I'm guessing it's American?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I guess.. I didn't know that it wasn't everywhere... Sorry.. :-S

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh it's alright, I seem to be the only one who didn't get the reference anyway.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't get it either. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't get it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

BURN.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

because you just gave him a cookie so now he needs some milk..duh

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's lovely watching the POTD appear before your very eyes. Congrats!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or he'll just mark all over other teenage boys.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, but he'll mark them with a sharpie-drawn penis.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

True, very true.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Markers? Thats offensive to- ah fuck it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that offensive to people that cant fuck.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thats offensive to people who can fuck.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ahahaha that's so true! Girls are just as immature lol trust me. My teacher gave me white out and my friend now has a giant white penis on his notebook ;D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ftw ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha I'm great, right?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yus!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You mean a giant white penis was revealed to have been on your friend's notebook after the white-out uncovered what was hidden.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh you're good! You're really good. Dude! You're great. I'm freaking out!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"If you give a mouse a cookie, he will want a glass of milk." OH MY FUCK A TALKING MOUSE

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'll play a game of Go Fish with it!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How do you know that the mouse can talk? Maybe people assume that the mouse would like to drink milk with his cookie because the cookie-and-milk relationship is so iconic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...said the mustachioed rabbit

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was in my religion class and there was a HUGE penis drawn on my desk in sharpie. My 60 something old teacher saw it and asked my to go into the cabinet and wash it off.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Tell her to fuck off and promptly remove yourself from said class.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

At my school we're more into swastikas, although someone did etch a stick figure with an armband and a HUGE "natural gift" into the wall by the computer rooms last year.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

so you can spend your time drawing swastikas with no problem, but god forbid you say penis

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't personally draw swastikas, I was just pointing out that the boys at my school are different. And I have no problem with saying penis, I was wording my comment in a way that I felt made it more funny. Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis. Happy?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Usually "we" includes the person who's saying it. Usually.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I used it to include myself as a member of the school. Since I'm a girl it didn't occur to me that it could be taken as including myself with the boys who draw swastikas. Sorry about that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

if you dont draw swastikas than i forgive you. just dont let it happen again. ever!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like how you inquire if kevina575 would be pleased by multiple penises.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Conversely, If a teenage boy draws a penis, he was given a marker.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): inversely, If a teenage boy is not given a marker he will not draw a penis.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): i have 4 expo markers of my own and have never drawn a penis and i am a teenage male

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How many of those markers were given to you as a gift? If the number of markers you bought is greater than the number of markers given to you, than that would explain your predicament.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): none my mom bought them for me because they were on the school supply list last year and i never gave the teachers them

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Great Job Mal..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't even need a marker! B===D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

why are the bottom of your balls flat?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not a lot of comments for POTD.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My friend takes that penis game too far. Everybody's always staring at us, but you can't back out

by Anonymous 13 years ago

stolen from grouchy rabbit :l

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i don't draw penises because i don't want to look like i like penises so i draw the number 3 or a curved capital E depending on how you look at it and i know a girl who write her capoital E's like that

by Anonymous 13 years ago