+303 If Chuck Norris was a Pokemon, even his "splash" would be super-effective. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your mother's "splash" was super effective last night.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

She freaking got water in my nose and it was fucking hard to breathe for like a whole five minutes. So then we got out of the pool and I went home.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Chuck Norris jokes are not funny.

by Anonymous 13 years ago