+250 In Sicily a couple days ago, a woman soffocated her ex-husband with butter and killed him. Sounds like something only Paula Dean would think of, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i kind of want Sicilian pizza now

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"We're gonna add more butter, y'awwlll"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"If everything is better with butter, maybe my husband is too... wait, nope."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But Paula Deen would never waste perfectly useful butter on someone she hated so much. Heck, I wouldn't be surprised if Paula Deen suffocated herself by eating too much butter at once.

by Anonymous 12 years ago