+130 You know it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There's a good reason these tables are numbered honey, you just haven't thought of it yet :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've never been so surreptitious so of course I'll be distracted when I spike the punch!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Please leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman. From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh, and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table, they just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm wrecking this evening already, and loving every minute of it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When you're in black slacks with accentuating off-white pinstripes. Woah-oh. <3

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Everything goes according to plan. I HONESTLY DIED WHEN I SAW THIS POST BECAUSE I KNEW WHAT IT MEANT!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Let's get these teen hearts beating. Faster, faster. So testosterone boys and harlequin girls, will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Tonight tonight, you are you are a whispering compain. I bet to them your name is cheap, I bet to them you look like shhh....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah one more time, thanks for the memories even though they weren't that great he-she tastes like you only sweeter!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...Wrong band.

by Anonymous 12 years ago