+482 A wife says to her husband, "I want you to go out and buy me something new and shiny that will go from zero to 300 in under five seconds." So the man went out and bought her a scale, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I never understood that joke... what did the woman have in mind?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A brand-new car.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OH ok hahaha dude thank s haha i didn't get that at first

by Anonymous 13 years ago

as opposed to...?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

a car

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I never liked this joke either. Who asks someone to buy them a gift?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What a greedy bitch.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Good thing she isn't married to a sucker

by Anonymous 13 years ago

She wanted something that accelerated at 60m/h/s?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*m/h/s/s

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think you're wrong.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

acceleration is measured in squared time units

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, hence the hours and the seconds. Miles per hour per second per second would be a measure of change of acceleration friend.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Amirite is a place to post opinions... not jokes... i mean come on the least you could do is put it in question format

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If that is true, then why did Anthony put a Jokes section on the website? And it is in the correct format.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

for funny questions that are original. ive heard this joke so many times

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's original to the website.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/1056571 This is a terrible amirite.

by Anonymous 13 years ago