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People say I am so cruel, but I have the heart of a small child...in a jar on my desk. amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Stephen King?
by Anonymous13 years ago
It's like the Tell Tale Heart...
by Anonymous13 years ago
Then it would be beneath his floorboards.
by Anonymous13 years ago
And the heart of an old man, too.
by Anonymous13 years ago
@1043210 (ender): That's what that nifty word "like" is in there for
by Anonymous13 years ago
It's such a great word, sometimes it gets overlooked
I will admit, I did think Tell-Tale Heart when I read this post.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Made me laugh out loud
by Anonymous13 years ago
People say I'm a bad father, but I have several pictures of my kids in my wallet...they're naked.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Also, this is POTD material. Sucks for you, Mr. Anonymous.
by Anonymous13 years ago
True dat. Prediction? :)
by Anonymous13 years ago
A smiley face? So...you wanna do me?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Can I watch?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Well, I'm a world famous porn star, that's why I have to hide my face on amirite. So you'll probably see it on the internet later. If you want, you can tape it for us, though. Make sure you get an up-close shot of my man boobs.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Well, if you say so. My camera is hd :D
by Anonymous13 years ago
yes :)
by Anonymous13 years ago
if this is POTD material idc if everyone knows who posted it, i know and my friends know and that's all that matters.
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