+624 People say I am so cruel, but I have the heart of a small child...in a jar on my desk. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stephen King?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's like the Tell Tale Heart...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then it would be beneath his floorboards.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And the heart of an old man, too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@1043210 (ender): That's what that nifty word "like" is in there for y

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's such a great word, sometimes it gets overlooked y I will admit, I did think Tell-Tale Heart when I read this post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Made me laugh out loud y

by Anonymous 13 years ago

People say I'm a bad father, but I have several pictures of my kids in my wallet...they're naked.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Also, this is POTD material. Sucks for you, Mr. Anonymous.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

True dat. Prediction? :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A smiley face? So...you wanna do me?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Can I watch? hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, I'm a world famous porn star, that's why I have to hide my face on amirite. So you'll probably see it on the internet later. If you want, you can tape it for us, though. Make sure you get an up-close shot of my man boobs.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, if you say so. My camera is hd :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yes :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

if this is POTD material idc if everyone knows who posted it, i know and my friends know and that's all that matters.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Steven King - FTW!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Idk, do you?

by Anonymous 13 years ago