-182 You have sexted before, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wait...is that where you have sex with your phone? If so, then yes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's where you put the phone to vibrate and insert it into your vagina then go about your daily business. Then your day turns into a kind of depraved russian roulette; waiting for someone to text or ring you when you finally collapse in a public show of orgasmic bliss. Or it might be something else, I dunno.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was going to vote, but then I saw that the score was -69.

by Anonymous 13 years ago