+875 A car that tells you Facebook news feed, seriously? There will be many more car accidents if people start driving that, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

She tagged me in what status?!? OH damn gurll...*CRASH*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That girl sure updated her Facebook status fast.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I definitely know people who can update their statuses that fast... o____________o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would just start spamming the news feed. ARE YOU DISTRACTED YET? ARE YOU DISTRACTED YET?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Darn, I'm not even kidding. Every time a post turns out well, I'm always on anonymous.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It would get boring after a while. Especially with high school girls: random song lyrics, statuses that are about someone but not made obvious, stuff like "bed. school. mall:)" and stuff like that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HONEY HE JUST CHANGED HIS RELATIONSHIP STATUS! WHAT? AWW HELL NAW! THAT SON OF A BI-----"CRASH"

by Anonymous 13 years ago