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How do people in wheelchairs get to heaven if it's a stairway to heaven? Amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
According to one of those GodHatesFags websites, God also hates crippled people.
by Anonymous13 years ago
ok well those are pure sacrileg and should not be listened to
by Anonymous13 years ago
No shit.
by Anonymous13 years ago
...which is why my service dog and I are atheists.
by Anonymous13 years ago
STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN!!! LED ZEP<33333
by Anonymous13 years ago
Mat?
by Anonymous13 years ago
♪ miracles happen once in a while... ♪
by Anonymous13 years ago
there's a ramp.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Well, you see, if Heaven didn't also have a ramp or a lift, it would face the possibility of closure or a lawsuit as it was not universally accessible. I'm not sure the Big G would want to take that risk, you know?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Use the elevator!
by Anonymous13 years ago
They get angel wings and fly up.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'm sure heaven would supply escalators for the handicapped.
by Anonymous13 years ago
the ramp to heaven or if they really cant move at all the elevator
by Anonymous13 years ago
Umm well your body doesnt go to heaven your soul does and uhh im pretty sure they arent in human form if they do exist so......
by Anonymous13 years ago
well if they have someone who moves the wheelchair for them they would probaly die too and you know they put that teamwork together or a miracle happens everytime a cripple goes to heaven because some of them are like stephen hawkings:pissed that God made them a cripple
by Anonymous13 years ago
LOL I was just about to mention Stephen Hawkings for being pissed at God :/
by Anonymous13 years ago
''robotic voice:God isn't real. Some random comedian:shut up stephen hawkings you only hate God because he made you a cripple'' is where i got it from
by Anonymous13 years ago
LOL did that really happen?
I woulda pissed my pants if I was there to witness it.
but I think I got it from facebook or another amirite post.
by Anonymous13 years ago
well stephen hawkings wasn't there is was footage well more like audio because everyone knows what stephen hawking looks like but yeah
by Anonymous13 years ago
link? :D
by Anonymous13 years ago
it was on late night comedy central when they do all the comedy stand-ups so i don't have the link sorry
by Anonymous13 years ago
lol k
I thought it was real, if it was I'd be pissing my pants.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Maybe the spirit of their legs are waiting for them?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Those cool things that go up and down stairs for old people
by Anonymous13 years ago
Like in Up? :D
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'm pretty sure they just have those tubes from futurama.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I used to think there was a ramp of froot loops up to heaven. Thats gotta be it
by Anonymous13 years ago
please, its the 21st century. they have an elevator to heaven in progress
by Anonymous13 years ago
When you die and go to Heaven, all of your Earthly ailments go away. You're in perfect health forever.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Haha i hope everyone realizes this is a song.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I feel like now someone needs to go write a song called "wheelchair ramp to heaven" xD
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