+333 How do people in wheelchairs get to heaven if it's a stairway to heaven? Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

According to one of those GodHatesFags websites, God also hates crippled people.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ok well those are pure sacrileg and should not be listened to

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No shit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...which is why my service dog and I are atheists.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN!!! LED ZEP<33333

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mat?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

♪ miracles happen once in a while... ♪

by Anonymous 13 years ago

there's a ramp.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, you see, if Heaven didn't also have a ramp or a lift, it would face the possibility of closure or a lawsuit as it was not universally accessible. I'm not sure the Big G would want to take that risk, you know?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Use the elevator!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They get angel wings and fly up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm sure heaven would supply escalators for the handicapped.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the ramp to heaven or if they really cant move at all the elevator

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Umm well your body doesnt go to heaven your soul does and uhh im pretty sure they arent in human form if they do exist so......

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well if they have someone who moves the wheelchair for them they would probaly die too and you know they put that teamwork together or a miracle happens everytime a cripple goes to heaven because some of them are like stephen hawkings:pissed that God made them a cripple

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL I was just about to mention Stephen Hawkings for being pissed at God :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

''robotic voice:God isn't real. Some random comedian:shut up stephen hawkings you only hate God because he made you a cripple'' is where i got it from

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL did that really happen? I woulda pissed my pants if I was there to witness it. but I think I got it from facebook or another amirite post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well stephen hawkings wasn't there is was footage well more like audio because everyone knows what stephen hawking looks like but yeah

by Anonymous 13 years ago

link? :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it was on late night comedy central when they do all the comedy stand-ups so i don't have the link sorry

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol k I thought it was real, if it was I'd be pissing my pants.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe the spirit of their legs are waiting for them?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Those cool things that go up and down stairs for old people

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Like in Up? :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm pretty sure they just have those tubes from futurama.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I used to think there was a ramp of froot loops up to heaven. Thats gotta be it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

please, its the 21st century. they have an elevator to heaven in progress

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When you die and go to Heaven, all of your Earthly ailments go away. You're in perfect health forever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha i hope everyone realizes this is a song.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I feel like now someone needs to go write a song called "wheelchair ramp to heaven" xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago