"And after Simon heroically risked his life and his position of supreme ruler of the Universe to fight that dinosaur, he then married Russell Brand and they lived in an apartment on his modest income of $67 billion dollars a year. Everyone lived happily ever after. Then Simon died of AIDS two weeks later."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So everyone's "happily ever after" involves you getting AIDS?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They lived happily ever after ... for two weeks, then I died of AIDS and everyone cried and cried for their fallen leader.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Doesn't "ever" imply permanence?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is my goddamn autobiography and I will reinterpretate words as I see fit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago