+365 At this point if a company actually DID make a pill that makes you lose 100 pounds in a week, nobody would believe them, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

100 pounds a week? That would be fucking insane.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Even if it's true, you'd probably die from losing so much so quickly.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or you would die because you'd have like 30-50 pounds left for your whole body. No muscles, no organs, no shit at all. You simply wouldn't have enough stuff.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

However it happens, you're dead.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think the only people that would go for that pill would be people that are like 500 pounds.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You never know, there are some stupid people or ones with disorders, so they would be tempted.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is true.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Some people don't even weigh 100 pounds. Lol

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why a pill? Why not a state-of-the-art caulderizing chainsaw?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why do I see this as POTD material? Consider this an official prophesy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Of course, if I took it, then I'd only weigh 5 lbs. :P

by Anonymous 8 years ago