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When an apple is green, it's ready to pluck. When a girl is eighteen, she is ready to... amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Be a duck! Amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
It's close to that. . .
by Anonymous13 years ago
meet a shmuck?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Ride a fire truck.
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Yes, ride but something else.
by Anonymous13 years ago
It's obviously catch a Muk.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Have sex with a truck!
by Anonymous13 years ago
No...
by Anonymous13 years ago
I meant in a truck. Was just my fetish getting in the way.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Out of luck!
by Anonymous13 years ago
... have sexual intercourse with her concent, simply for pro-creation.
by Anonymous13 years ago
go to college, but then she gets rejected and goes like "OH FUCK!"
by Anonymous13 years ago
Did anyone else notice the majority of apples are red?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Irrelevant to MY apples.
by Anonymous13 years ago
FUCK!
... My toe! I stubbed it!
by Anonymous13 years ago
DON'T SAY IT, NOT IN FRONT OF THE KIDS
by Anonymous13 years ago
This just reminded me of that chick on Ferris Bueller...
"I heard that you were feeling ill: headache, fever, and a chill. Well I am here to restore your pluck, 'cause I'm the nurse who likes to - "
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