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"Whoever did the rhyme, did the crime."
Which is why most rappers are black, amirite?
by Anonymous14 years ago
stole from sickipedia lol
by Anonymous14 years ago
The OP must be black then.
by Anonymous12 years ago
And the Doggy must be Jewish.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Actually the OP's name is "htc" which is a company based out of Taiwan. Since the OP stole, this proves that Asians are great poets.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Shut up. I'm the boss here.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Except the white ones, Glenn Beck
by Anonymous14 years ago
or Marshall Manders[I think that is his last name]
by Anonymous12 years ago
No, it's McMurphyFace...isn't it?
If only there was a well-known website where you could quickly look up trivial information like this...
by Anonymous12 years ago
I thought it was Mclathersonsqire..?
by Anonymous12 years ago
i am black..i have no problem with the fried chicken,watermelon jokes..i mean its just food...but when you say things like black people are illiterate and stupid and criminals then its offensive...there are white rappers so i guess eminem and vanilla ice did the crime too
by Anonymous13 years ago
They did.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Both of those two have done quite a bit of crime
by Anonymous12 years ago
you have a cool anon name
by Anonymous12 years ago
ol no one said anything about illiteracy or stupidity. Way to play up the race card!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Man, who knew Dr. Seuss was such a G?
Bitch, I ain't want no green eggs and ham.
Move fo' I bust a cap in yo' head, Sam I Am.
by Anonymous12 years ago
OH MY GOD THAT IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER READ
by Anonymous12 years ago
Rick Perry would do awful reading Dr. Sues books,
"1 fish, 2 fish, uhhh, hold on, I forgot. Oops."
by Anonymous12 years ago
He's a great list maker.
by Anonymous12 years ago
"WHY IS EVERYONE MAKING FUN OF ME... I'm Governor Rick... Rick... aw shit what's my last name.."
by Anonymous12 years ago
MY NAME'S
NOT
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Hi
by Anonymous12 years ago
Whatever, Pat.
by Anonymous12 years ago
It is Astley sir.
by Anonymous12 years ago
"Never gonna give you up, never gonna.. never gonna.. fuck, really??? i can't remember this??"
by Anonymous12 years ago
Well so much for never letting me down. You might as well run around and desert me too.
"What office am I running for again? "
*five minutes later*
"President! I'm running for president!"
by Anonymous12 years ago
"Hello, I am Rick...erhmm... Rick
*flashback*
"Ooh a link!" *clicks* Never gonna give you up by Rick Astley"
*back to reality*
"Rick Astley...wait "
by Anonymous12 years ago
He cheated off Ron Paul's paper.
by Anonymous12 years ago
That's beautiful literature. The next William Shakespeare.
by Anonymous12 years ago
It's almost as beautiful as my symphony of armpit farts created last week. My, what whimsical tunes.
by Anonymous12 years ago
No, the next Stephenie Meyer.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I thought it went "whoever smelt it, delt it". Oh well.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yeah the POTD is the rhyme response to that one
by Anonymous12 years ago
You've got better potd material than this, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
My ego isn't going to let me disagree with this so, HELL YEAH!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Everything I type is potd material
by Anonymous12 years ago
Wow, it's the same for me, except for my posts aren't. Those things are awful.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I wish we could delete posts. Not to raise my score, but so I could delete the pieces of shit I made when I was high or when I just started.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Agreed. I really don't care about my average post score.
by Anonymous12 years ago
"Whoever smelt it dealt it." Which is why most card dealers have an excellent sense of smell.
wait.......
by Anonymous12 years ago
Wow, I sure feel stupid now. See, I always thought this applied to farting.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Usually white people write their lyrics.
by Anonymous12 years ago
And whoever did the crime is a slime, which is why we call the slugs
by Anonymous12 years ago
Oops I mean we call *them slugs
Get it? Slugs =thugs?
there're thugs but that didnt go with slime sooo yeah slugs
by Anonymous12 years ago
Your logic makes my brain sad.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Just stop talking.
by Anonymous12 years ago
This is too funny I cried.
by Anonymous12 years ago
that is sooooooo chanel (:
by Anonymous12 years ago
:l
by Anonymous12 years ago
#teamRoyswag fuck the haters.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Why are you doing this?
by Anonymous12 years ago
#umadbro?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Okay.
by Anonymous12 years ago
#iaintevenmadbro
by Anonymous12 years ago
:l
by Anonymous12 years ago
roy's beautiful in his way
'cause God makes no mistakes
he's on the right track, baby
he was born this way
by Anonymous12 years ago
I tried to follow this logic and now I can't do math.
by Anonymous12 years ago
1rhyme times 1crime(X) plus 1thug under the alias of rapper divided by the square root of slime= black slug
by Anonymous12 years ago
Ow.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Everybody should stop thumbing you down. Just because you're too stupid to understand a joke doesn't mean they should vote you down.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I got the joke, I just added to the rhyme that's all. Which was kinda a joke itself, so it looks like you're the stupid one.
by Anonymous12 years ago
which is why most black people are farters
by Anonymous12 years ago
Wait, so if your theory is correct...Humpty Dumpty is Black?
by Anonymous12 years ago
no. It means Mother Goose is a Nazi
by Anonymous12 years ago
It's Mutha Gooze in da house!
Baba black sheep have you any wool
Yes sir yes sir three bags full
One for the master one for the dame
One for the boy who lives down the lane
by Anonymous12 years ago
You forgot the 'Bitch!'
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yup 'cause it's not truly a black rap unless it's degrading women.
by Anonymous12 years ago
How about "One for the master, one for the bitch" instead?
by Anonymous12 years ago
And one for the hobo who lives in the ditch.
by Anonymous12 years ago
With a non-quarter consuming shopping cart.
Inside joke
by Anonymous12 years ago
Ah much better
by Anonymous12 years ago
I get it. "black sheep." Very subtle.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Why do you think I picked that rhyme?
by Anonymous12 years ago
and the "black" sheep has wool! like a slave has cotten! and slaves are black!
okay im done
by Anonymous12 years ago
Very sneaky...
by Anonymous12 years ago
black is a label, i don't believe in labels (:
by Anonymous12 years ago
....so you don't believe in black people.....
by Anonymous12 years ago
I think the government just made them up to scare us.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Last time I checked, black is a color. But I could be very wrong.
by Anonymous12 years ago
being very wrong is a label, i don't believe in labels (:
by Anonymous12 years ago
That must make shopping for clothes a bit difficult
by Anonymous12 years ago
i accept you for who you are, flyingguineapig (:
by Anonymous12 years ago
Oh, that sounds a bit flower-child-ish. While reading that I had a sudden mental image of you calmly bringing your hands together and bowing to me, then offering me a daisy chain.
//Are// you going to offer me a daisy chain? I love flowers; they're like decorations you can eat.
by Anonymous12 years ago
i'll bring you whatever you want! i support you no matter what. fuck the haters! (:
by Anonymous12 years ago
...but isn't 'haters' a label?
by Anonymous12 years ago
no baby don't be mean to me! i accept everyone for who they are, and i dont believe in labels!
by Anonymous12 years ago
My question was not mean, I'm not a baby, and this is the point at which I shall stop feeding the
by Anonymous12 years ago
i'm not a troll! i'm not a troll! i'm not a troll! I'M NOT A TROLL! why can't you just accept me for who i am?
by Anonymous12 years ago
This thing is creeping me out.
by Anonymous12 years ago
amirite? user Brettward95 has swag (: just like justin bieber #teamBrettward95swag. fuck the haters man.
by Anonymous12 years ago
What is this thing?
by Anonymous12 years ago
amirite? user Brettward95 is confused! #teamBrettward95confusedswag
by Anonymous12 years ago
Only if I can fuck you first.
by Anonymous12 years ago
that is soooooooo chanel (:
by Anonymous12 years ago
Ughh beat me to it.
You know Fuck that I saw her first.
by Anonymous12 years ago
12yroldgirl is def a people pleaser/yes man/according to soup for the soul she's a door mat
Sad shit amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
you are sooooooo romantic (: #teamFedupswag fuck the haters.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Hey there 12 year old girl, wanna come help me find my lost puppy? Ill give ya some candy! Hop on in my van!
by Anonymous12 years ago
that is sooo fetch! #teamfindlostpuppyswag (: fuck the haters
by Anonymous12 years ago
maybe she's black and just steals all her clothes?
by Anonymous12 years ago
I believe in labels! O holy label, bless us with your stereotypes of black people being criminals. Amen.
by Anonymous12 years ago
ya man fuck the haters ! weed, dubstep, weed, acceptance, anal sex, no black people,no mexicans, straight edge, jello shots (:, kisses in the rain, you're beautiful just the way you are, skrillex <3, justin bieber, virgin, love, peace, and laughs! my life <3.
by Anonymous12 years ago
>anal sex
>virgin
by Anonymous12 years ago
I believe in labels... They're on my ketchup bottle.
I also believe in miracles but that's another story for another day.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I dont like this post because I think it's racist and discrimination shouldn't be rewarded.
by Anonymous12 years ago
ya i don't believe in discrimination either (: we are sooooo chanel(: #teamLauraHernandez fuck the haters
by Anonymous12 years ago
Racism is what makes the world go 'round.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I don't think so.. How?
by Anonymous12 years ago
It's funny because generalizations.
by Anonymous12 years ago
omfg it's chauncy oh baby love me down #teamchauncyswag
by Anonymous12 years ago
"But I'm Not a Rapper" - SUPERHOTFIRE (Deshawn Raw)
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