+585 Fizzy drinks are brilliant, but they're so tempermental. It's like "Hey, I'm gonna sit here and fizz to myself quietly, because I'm a fizzy dr-HOLY CRAP DON'T SHAKE ME UP. Right, just for that I'm gonna spray everywhere when you open me, 'cause I'm a fizzy drink and that's how I roll." amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh really! Damn, why'd I have to be sold to mythbusters

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The heck did I just read?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A fucking masterpiece. cool

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Want to fuck, then?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is annoying

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this was very drawn out and not funny.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I appreciate your honest opinion and will cherish it with the hundred other opinions that I decided to ignore.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're drawn out and not funny.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your mom is drawn in and hilarious

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just about wet my pants when I read this :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Was the pee fizzy?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is awesome. Made my day.:P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You are cool.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Love this :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

QUIT ABUSING THE BILLY MAYS BUTTON, BITCH!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this dude was high when he made this!

by Anonymous 13 years ago