-95 2,4,6,8! Chastity is good! Sex can wait! Improvise and masturbate! amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Anybody who says chastity is a good thing has never had sex.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Dude exactly. I mean when you're fapping, you're imagining having sex. When you're having sex, you don't imagine fapping. People who are like "dude its cool i'm gonna go whack off no sex for me" just aren't aware of what they're missing

by Anonymous 12 years ago

People who down voted me are virgins

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hell yes. There needs to be more fucking and less beating off in this world

by Anonymous 12 years ago

2, 4, 6, 8, we like to procreate!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Put your american sausage in my english mcmuffin.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't own a sausage, and I don't like junk food. Sorry.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Bobby Fischer, where is he? I don't know, I don't know! Sex can wait, masturbate! This reminds me of the SNL sketch http://www.hulu.com/watch/4162/saturday-night-live-chess-tournament

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I love that sketch. Hehe.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ahahaha exactly what I thought of when I saw this post.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

2,4,6,8 how the hell did this get homepaged?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It rhymed. So it's right.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Um, no.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The only reason I favourited this post was so that i could un-fave it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Shouldn't it be chasity is great?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Virgin and proud of it:) but still got nothing against sex:) just personal choice:) hell, sex is actually very healthy for a person, as it burns calories, and it gets your adrenaline running therefore causing endorphines to be more present, making a person feel healthier as well as happy:) sex is one of the best forms of exercise considering you don't just lie there:) so in conclusion, it all comes to personal choice<3

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know girl! :) sex is like awesome :) but no for me :)<3 *sarcastic*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Smiley-face overload.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So glad we came to a conclusion girly :) <3

by Anonymous 12 years ago