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A tearjerker sounds like someone who cries while masturbating, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Is that not normal?
by Anonymous13 years ago
I believe it's called "chetching"; Or so I have read...
by Anonymous13 years ago
Or jerks (the dance) while crying.
by Anonymous13 years ago
That's so 2010.
by Anonymous13 years ago
lol
by Anonymous13 years ago
Beef Jerky.
...just don't want to know.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I think you do want to know.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Seasoning
by Anonymous13 years ago
You could make that comment on today's POTD as well.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Lolol, true that. I'm gonna stick to the comment I've got though. D:
by Anonymous13 years ago
Isn't it?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Feels! (Crying) So! (Crying) GOOD! (Crying)
by Anonymous13 years ago
by Anonymous13 years ago
I favorited this like 2 weeks ago. Its too mainstream now. Sheep.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Robert Sheehan will have you know that that is a "crank". It's when you wank, and the emotion builds up inside you that you just need to cry with pleasure.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Couple hours ago, I came so good I couldn't help but cry.
by Anonymous13 years ago
one time i gave my boyfriend a blow job and he cried a little.
by Anonymous13 years ago
pics or it didn't happen.
and maybe he cried because you bit him? LOL
by Anonymous13 years ago
im not a whore, i dont record that shit.
i think he would have cried the moment i bit him not the moment he ejaculated.
by Anonymous13 years ago
idk maybe he got surprised by the bite? hahas
by Anonymous13 years ago
and pics or you're lying >:(
by Anonymous13 years ago
Nothing like masturbating to onion porn.
by Anonymous13 years ago
i am 12 and wat is dis
by Anonymous13 years ago
THIS IS SPARTA
by Anonymous13 years ago
in about a year, you'll know ;)
by Anonymous13 years ago
Because you touch yourself at night?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yes. 3 times a night!
by Anonymous13 years ago
And a kneeslapper sounds like the name of an evil supervillain who attacks poor civilians - mostly female - by "slapping" their "knee" if you get what I'm putting down.
by Anonymous13 years ago
But I cried the whole time! STILL COUNTS!
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: Relevant comment is relevant.
by Anonymous13 years ago
: <--- lol
by Anonymous13 years ago
I often hope that my life will end with me masturbating and crying a puddle of my own tears, sweat and vomit.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I would think fetish of tears but ok.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Ahaha you betch'ya! Did you know I Am a demon who uses the tears of children to make me fertile? The real catcher is my daughter does the same thing!
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