+195 On a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is a riding a velociraptor and 10 is shooting lightning out of your hands, you want to be somewhere around a 5. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

at LEAST

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i wanna be like 9 and 3/4ths...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wait, what is said scale measuring?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah... It starts and finishes on epic things...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In the middle you shoot lightning out if your hands while riding a velociraptor.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well that's much more awesome than level 10, but the daredevil side of me still wants to be somewhere higher up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why would we stop at 5 then? something smells fishy, and it ain't this velociraptor.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hell no!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

amen

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm still not sure which end of the scale is better...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why can't I shoot lightning bolts while riding a velociraptor? Why can't I ride a lightning bolt while shooting velociraptors from me hands?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

U win at life with the second one

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In the middle you shoot lightning out if your hands while riding a velociraptor.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Xkcd?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't believe this is from xkcd, I thought of the shooting lightning out of your hands from Better Off Ted and the riding a velociraptor from Jesus. http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3251/2917105544_aaf51350b9.jpg

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i remember one comic where this guy made a tesla coil. Bhg said it was neat, then shot lightning out of his hands

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shooting lightning out of hands wasn't invented by xkcd. http://images.wikia.com/mk/images/1/14/RaidenMKSM.jpg Or Mortal Kombat, although Mortal Kombat came first and it happened there.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

All of the above?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I seriously have wanted to be able to shoot lightening from my hands for a while now. Therefore, I would like to be at a 10, though only if I had full control over this power.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Being in the middle gives you both!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I had to google what a velociraptor was.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Watch Jurassic Park, it'll change your life.

by Anonymous 13 years ago