+414 It must be great being a wasp, even if you're seen as evil. It's like "Hey look, a picnic. I'm just gonna fly over here and mess up a wonderful family gathering, and none of you had best do anything about it, or I'll sting you. I'm not like my wimpy cousin, I can sting you as much as I want." It's just a shame you'd die after a few weeks, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That sounds waaaaay to much like something on family guy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The bit with the bee where he's in the mayor's office and stings himself? Lolol, that's great.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hehehhe

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIEnEKI_kmE

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Honestly, the living for a few weeks thing would be worth it if you could fly and sting all the assholes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wasps are so goofy looking when they fly with their legs hanging down and whatnot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

tl;dr

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And you say I'm not funny?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I said ONE of your jokes wasn't funny :( Anyways that wasn't a joke, I actually think that this post could be quite a bit shorter :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It took me until halfway through the post to realize that you were talking about bugs, not White Anglo-Saxon Protestants

by Anonymous 13 years ago

me too...brainwashed

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wasps bite..... idiots.

by Anonymous 13 years ago