+281 Technically Plankton isn't really a plankton because plankton is defined as "organisms not able to swim faster than the ocean's current", yet he does in several episodes, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What the hell are you talking about?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

spongebob..the show

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your point is? Haha I'm sure they talk don't either

by Anonymous 13 years ago

way to ruin it!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow really? It's just a kids show! Stop over analyzing shit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm pretty sure boats aren't driven around underwater. I'm pretty sure fire can't exist underwater (which was shown on several occasions). I'm pretty sure pineapples aren't underwater. I'm pretty sure that squirrels can't build air bubbles on the ocean floor. I'm pretty sure that Spongebob isn't a real show. I'm pretty sure that this isn't in jokes. I'm pretty sure this is Patrick.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Took the words right outta my mouth.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Alright. Looking back on this, I want to clarify something. I meant Spongebob is a show with non-real capabilities. I didn't literally mean that "Spongebob wasn't a real show". You idiots can now save your breath.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Technically, Spongebob isn't a sponge because sponges can't talk, yet he does in every episode.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Technically, they are all Benthos (animals that live on the ocean floor).

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Plankton also changes size

by Anonymous 13 years ago