+142 You wonder if Mario and the gang have ever suffered glass cuts while driving through one of those glass mystery boxes without protection, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or ifit they have ever gotten a concussion from braking bricks with their heads

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or if they have ever lost a limb from being blown up

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How would a condom help?

by Anonymous 12 years ago