At all-you-can-eat restaurants, you should be allowed to eat the waiter, amirite?

I always eat out the waiter ...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh? *raises eyebrow*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i don't know how to make the little faces :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

just hover over the face with your mouse and you can see how to type it :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ohhh!! Well golly gee! You sure can! :D thanks hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

♋ ?????

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sign for cancer?????

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You look cute today, Dwight

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Honestly there are so many users with the User Name "Jim," I can be harassed at any moment

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well i'm a waitress (;

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bring it on.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The game

by Anonymous 13 years ago

fuuuck! I just lost the game. :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Really? Cause i just won. Its called having ADD bi- OH LOOK A SQUIRREl hehe

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dude... Why do they call you Jane. Sometimes they call me Jasmine. but guess what? THAT'S NOT MY NAME!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wait...your not supposed to eat the waiter? i'm confused...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*you're. Someone had to do it OK.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

o ok

by Anonymous 13 years ago

if its a girl, eat her out hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You mean you're not already? Damn, so THAT must be why I always get thrown out.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yum. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That, my dear children, is called cannibalism, and is indeed frowned upon in most societies

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Delicious

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nothing better than raw human flesh, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I agree. Public oral sex should be the next big thing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

have you seen tosh.o?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, nevermind the waiter, my friends and I got asked to leave because we were eating to much. Does that make any sense?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL WTF? just grab the entire tray and leave. That's what I'd do.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd stand there and eat my food as loudly and slowly as possible if some bitch said that to me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ahahhaha yeah well, obviously I don't go there anymore.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Now, you have made me hungry for. . . .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A prefer a waitress! Waiters have too much penis...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I lol'd at "penisy"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I changed it because I wasn't sure if it was funny or not.. lol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nah dude I thought it was pretty amusing. Im going to start using that from now on, lol XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

dang then I totally should of! Yeah to for it! :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And if you don't like the food you should be able to eat the chefs.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Waitress*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Server* Hooray for new politically correct terms!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't want no dick in mah face >: O waitress please.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I really like the followup. That way we won't get idiots writing: "oh, this is me! I was just anonymous!" Oh, and the post is good, too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YAY FOR CANNIBALISM!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Carnivore Animal, I am a Cannibal. ♫♪

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That song is weird, even for Ke$ha.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, I love that song, and I found it weird at first, but now not so much. ;P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh it is a kesha song i thought that canadians were becoming zombies out to cause an apocalype

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shhh! You'll let the secret out! No one is supposed to know about our zombie infection!! I mean... YES IT IS A KESHA SONG.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like that most of the comments on this post are innuendo.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When I first read this, I thought it said "water"..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

DIBS ON THE HEART.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Eww :O

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Eww? The heart Is the best bit!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Below-Average post is below-average.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

AGREED. bad POTD.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There was 69 comments, just sayin

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Spengbob is the waiter, oh boy!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, just because you're ALLOWED to eat the waiter doesn't mean you should. All I'm trying to say is that some waitresses aren't the most attractive...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The "no ways" are from people who work as waitstaff.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm a waitress, and I said Yeah. Maybe because I don't work at an all-you-can-eat buffet, but still.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Everything in this room is eatable, even *I'm* eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

why is this even funny...?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it's not. Anthony has no sense of humour.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

okay, just making sure i'm not the only one.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Anthony.....why is this even home-paged let alone post of the day. It's like saying at "All you can eat Buffets...you should be able to eat the bathroom"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The follow up is right, this is a stupid post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago