+649 You do some freaky shit in your dreams, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Like baking cookies for Sarah Palin... I don't even like her. -.-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I had a dream I worked in a post office with Oprah and Justin Timberlake. I have no idea...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I breastfed last night.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

like last night when i continuosly ran in front of an ice cream truck that was being driven by a zombie to stop it from crashing into my house.. it didnt even work either :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I had a dream about Pennywise and something about him killing my family.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I dreamed I was with a bunch of my friends in the mall and we were being stalked by vampires who wanted this wrapped object we were tossing to each other. Then all my friends had been knocked out but me, so I took the object and hid it in the tank of a public toilet because I thought vampires couldn't cross running water. Now that I'm awake I'm pretty sure that was witches who can't cross water, but whatever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I had a dream that I was at walmart on Father's Day and Obama strolled in walking like this: http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/039/080/original/5008_9c00_420.gif?1265669754 and he said "Happy father's day" to me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago