+375 I like the Microsoft Paperclip because he's so chill. He's just like "Hey mann, I know I should be helping you out with that 10 page essay you're writing. But I'm just gonna sit here, stare at you. Maybe turn into a bicycle. Because I'm chill", amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

... Turtle post?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

... You posted it?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Heavy days!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've never posted anything about a turtle that I know of

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Demetri Martin is that you?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The paperclip is a fucking bitch. "Hey I need to write a bibliography, can you help?" "No but I can turn into a bicycle, will that work?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago