Peruvian Puff Peppers: Only found in South Ah-mur-e-ka, amirite?

"It's South America!" haha my favorite line in that whole series :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Ahh..."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Another good one: "I HOPE YOU GO BALD!" "I HOPE THEY CANCEL OPRAH!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HEADACHES! YOU GIVE ME HEADACHES!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That is NOT my job!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OMG why do I remember this so well? What's it from??

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Drake and Josh.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

-Por favor? -No -Por favor? -No! -Por favor? -Okay fine...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I actually read this in the Spanish robot toy thingy's voice....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

-You didn't get in trouble for lying. You got in trouble for lying badly! -Good luck with Kathy. Remember, she's just a person. I mean girls are just guys without... Just do good.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What episode was that?? I dont remember. :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

From the episode where they are making salsa and Megan gets the TV.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Remember, you didn't get in trouble because you lied..." "I know, I got in trouble because I lied badly. Sing a new song, would ya?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I LOVE DRAKE AND JOSH! I just read the start of this and I was like...OMG!!! That was the funniest show ever! Still like my favorite!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Looks like we're posting quotes: "You callin me a liar?" "well I ain't callin you a truther!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Drake and Josh ftw

by Anonymous 13 years ago

JOSHAKAZAM!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pip Pip dadoodly doo!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"You mean Drake and Josh just MADE UP 'Pip pip dadoodly doo'!?""You have every right to be disapointed."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Go get me a snow con!" "It's CONE." "Whatever." "That dog just tried to snack on my face!" "I repeat words for emphasis. EMPHASIS!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, and also: "Joshie, why put meatballs in the salad?" "Why NOT put meatballs in the salad?" "Eighth planet from the sun!" "They have eight now?" "I SAW MERCURY, THEN VENUS, I SAW THE EARTH, THEN MARS, I SAW JUPITER, THEN SATURN, URANUS, NEPTUNE..." "So I just kept on applying the ointment...and eventually the rash went away." "Did you do something to my brownies?" "Oh yeah, Josh, I LIVE to sabotage baked goods." "I hate you." "...I know." "I hate teenagers." "Oh yeah, we're the worst." "Do you know what it's like to go two weeks without girls?" "...Yes...yes, I do." "Oh, right. Sorry." "And the most important thing is to be yourself." "...Unless you're Josh."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Did you just stun me?!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"What's a Gamesphere?" "Only the most sophisticating gaming experience ever created by humans! And...it's spherical. SPHERICAL!!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Reading these comments reminds me how HILARIOUS this show was!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"COME ON DORA! You have the map! Not me! You call yourself an explora!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HAHAHA crazy steve! :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

COCK-A-DOODLE DOO, THE COW GOES MOO!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Boobs.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HUG ME BROTHAAA!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

PRAISE BE THE PANTS!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Touche. It's tush

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Here's another: -Squat. Pray. Leap. Ahhhh. Touchdown. Yes, sir. That's S-P-L-A-T -That spells "splat." -Aw man!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Brother from another mother. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I imagine that each stain is my father... THIS IS FOR SENDING ME TO FAT CAMP!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Also:"Package for Josh Nichols" *takes package* "Have a nice day!" "Don't tell me what to do. "Great idea, because when I see a squirrel, the first hting I do is check its tail for messages!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love Drake and Josh!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

NO WAY! that show i s so stupid to all of u nerds who think its cool. said under her breath "IDIOTS!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Don't hit that boy with a banana!" "It was on my word of the day calender... THAT I STOLE!!!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I've seen your birthmark, Drake. It does not look like a giraffe raking leaves!" "Oh, Walter..." Josh: "Why was your bucket on top of our door?" Megan: "Why was your door under my bucket?" "Nah! See, my name is Antoine!" "I hate being number two. Number two stinks!" "Hehe, number two stinks..." "GROW UP!" "I'm Eric!" Drake: "There's a fridge on you." Josh: "Yeah...It was supposed to be a sandwich..." Drake: "Dude, you're wearing a woman's shirt!" Gary: "It's called a blouse!" "I see...a radio plummeting to Earth!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Really, you're not a smart boy!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"You want a mouth full of fist?!""You want a butt full of foot?!" Josh: "I don't know Drake, all this cheating makes me feel...dirty" Drake: "Well, take a bath when you get home."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe E means extra fuel?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I gave good advice...WHILE WEARING PANTS!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago