+146 Masturbating is like procrastinating, it feels so good when you do it, but when your mom finds out you are screwed, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've never done either...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Liar.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

wary

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Mother: YOUVE BEEN MASTURBATING? OH YOUR GUNNA GET IT NOW. NO SON OF MINE MASTURBATES IN THIS HOUSE.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My mom is dead so if her body suddenly jumped up and yelled at me for masturbating I think it'd be the least thing to worry about ha ha ha

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"screwed" lol incest

by Anonymous 12 years ago

why not masturbate while you procrastinate? MULTI-TASKING!

by Anonymous 12 years ago