Dear mom: If i did get in a car accident, my underwear would be too soaked with blood for the paramedics to tell if i had put a clean pair on this morning, let alone for me to be embarassed about it. amirite?

+229 Dear mom: If i did get in a car accident, my underwear would be too soaked with blood for the paramedics to tell if i had put a clean pair on this morning, let alone for me to be embarassed about it. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are you using that as an excuse not to wear clean underwear? O.o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

at first i didnt put "car accident" and "underwear soaked in blood" together... so i saw underwear soaked in blood and i was all like

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well they could use a sham wow to clean it up....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's not like anyone wears underwear in the ICU anyway.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@heysoulsister no, but any chance to disagree with an authority figure, a teenager will usually take; even if they agree with them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago