+611 You saw a tree once, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ahaha you betch'ya! You know one time in Alaska some people were trying to get ride of a tree so I hid it in my "girl places?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

way to be completely obvious, you're just trying to get something homepaged.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've already gotten things homepaged. I just felt like putting this. Whats the problem with that?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, i did once see a tree. Oh what a wondrous tree she was. Tall and elegant looking with dark leaves above. it was love at first sight. We are now happily married. I should put this on 6 billion secrets.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pfft, I've seen a tree so many times.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i don't get this

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm actually unsure.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, I live on a distant planet alien to you earthlings. I saw a picture on the internet though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

pictures on the internet hehe tree porn.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://treeporn.tumblr.com/ and also http://www.viralclip.com/viralvault/pics/SexyTrees/large/blocked/1_tree-penis-vagina.jpg that should satisfy the fetis.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(THE CAT): ...you have too much time on your hands. And you find porn a little bit TOO fast.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh no, i had those messages in an email a friend sent to me on facebook earlier that day and when i read that comment, it reminded me of that message in which i had already had the tab to facebook open at the same time i was reading that comment *gasps for breath* SO... just a coincidence....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(THE CAT): So...you talk about other people's fetishes, then have your friends email you tree porn? I'm confused...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

At least twice, two different trees!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Really?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

easily one of the coolest days of my life.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This happened all in the same day?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was stunned too. They were the only ones in the local museum.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

WHAT?! You guys have them in the museums?! No fair.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nope, I'm blind.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

there's a special button for you at the bottom

by Anonymous 13 years ago

'Cause after the first time, it's just a stump

by Anonymous 13 years ago

just once. I have pictures though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ya..that one time...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This reminds me of something that would be on Totally Kyle.. "One time, I was like, walking. Down a path. And I like, looked up, and I saw this tree. And I was all 'ahhhh! tree!' and the tree was all 'ahhhh! kyle!' and so I walked away." "That was Totally Kyle" "TOTALLY!" *strums guitar*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HA! I've seen a tree MORE THEN once. Looks like I won this round *sneaky face*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*Than. You lose.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Damn. And I call myself a grammar nazi . . .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

when you saw one down, i'm pretty sure you saw more than once...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha this is great. =) i wish i posted something like this. oh and as a matter of fact, there's a tree outside my house right now! woahhhhhhhhhh.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There's one IN MY FRONT YARD.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am IN YOUR FRONT YARD.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I accidentally voted your comment down because for some reason I though green was on the right. Now how many people have I done that to...? Anyway, just thought I'd let you know.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oops, I thought green was on the right. hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I see trees" "In your dreams?" *shakes my head no* "While you're awake?" *nods* "Trees like in seeds? Planted underground?" "Standing there like regular people. They don't see eachother. They only see what they want to see. They don't know they're trees" "How often do you see them?" "......All the time... They're everywhere."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Trees? What are these "trees" you speak of?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I once saw two trees AT THE SAME TIME!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OHMYGOSH are you SERIOUS?!? WHERE???

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but have you seen the giving tree?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.amirite.net/535592 All the trees where I live were cut down by an illegal logging company.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this is by far the stupidest post i have ever seen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YOU're the stupidest post I have ever seen. Oh yeah, what now.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

your mom is the stupidest post i have ever seen. SUCK IT

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There's a tree outside my window. It scares me because it's looking at me and I feel violated.

by Anonymous 12 years ago