+235 Masturbating in the shower: Getting clean while being dirty, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ahaha you betch'ya! Did you know that I haven't taken a shower in 50000 years? The real catcher is that I must take a bath in zombie jizz to keep my immortality!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i don't get it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Right back at ya'!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I feel gypped that this got home paged and mine didn't. :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Since the introduction of power showers, girls’ crotches have never been cleaner!

by Anonymous 7 months ago