They should put nicotine in salad so the human race would become addicted to salad, amirite?

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

that would go over well. *new main ingredient in salads is the same ingredient which makes people addicted to cigarettes!* if anything, that turns people off of salad.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nobody tells anyone though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And it's not like it's the nicotine causes any of the problems. And besides, there was a rumor going around that Tim Hortons put nicotine in their coffee, and nobody really cared.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

nicotine is a drug though you realize, which would neutralize the point of the salad.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Except nicotine doesn't cause harm if it's in small doses. Your body actually has nicotine receptors to absorb it once it's in your system. It's all the tar, smoke and other chemicals in cigarettes that cause all the problems

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i know it's not the thing that causes all the problems in a cigarette, but it's a still a drug, and as such, i wouldnt want it in my salad.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Caffeine is a drug.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but it's not associated with negative things, and it's not highly addictive. context is key when it comes to drugs, which is why we shun things like tobacco but welcome alcohol and caffeine.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

leading cause of growth spurts, hyperactivity, and caffeine related car crashes are equal to drunk car crashes. u mad bro?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But... then there's nicotine in the salad...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i love salad<3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then technically, you're addicted to the nicotine, not the salad.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But if they didn't know it was nicotine in the salad, they would think that they just love salad

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Technically, yes. But the human mind will associate the salad as a stable source of nicotine. Therefore, more consumption of salad. Your body finds foods with the things it needs and registers them. If you are low in Vitamin C, then you will crave oranges.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

@Anon: That's actually really cool. I didn't know that.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Good idea only that nicotine can kill u

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Good idea only that salad can kill u

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, a troll scientist! Nice to make your acquaintance!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Chicken

by Anonymous 11 years ago