+302 Guys: Keeping a warm laptop on your lap for more than about fifteen minutes will kill your sperm supply. Or, in other words 15 minutes a day keeps the babies away, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Um, nothing. When I made it up I thought it was funny. It's not like you have a limited sperm supply.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but if you keep it long enough it'll permanently stop supplying you

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hmm I've never heard that but that makes sense. Then I guess males should not do that for too long then.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i bullshit you not, i build a desktop to use instead after my science teacher told our class this

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cool! Good to know for the future. When the time comes and I want a family its time to buy a desk computer.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It could also save you 15% or more on car insurance. :) Sorry, I felt the need to say it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago