He would have to do it himself

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That would sound too arrogant, "And then when I was 10, I was found to have a great talent..." I propose Alan Rickman instead.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I propose Liam Neeson.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I second this.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Alec Baldwin could do it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Absolutely. The only man whose voice can rival that of Morgan Freeman. Or at least he's his white equivalent

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That homeless guy could probably do it, the one that was discovered and put in the mac and cheese commercials. If somebody already said his actual name (which I don't know and frankly I am too lazy to google it) I'm going to feel pretty stupid

by Anonymous 12 years ago