+339 They should make an alarm clock that emits the smell of bacon, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it already exists, you pop the bacon in a little tray and when the alarm goes off, it turns on 2 halogen lamps which sizzle the bacon.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ew wouldnt the bacon be sitting there for a long time?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

First you set your regular alarm clock to wake you up 10 minutes early, and when that goes off you get up, put in the bacon and then set THAT alarm clock, so there's no problem, you see?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that is a problem D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

id start hating bacon, and i dont want to start hating bacon.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They already have that, it's called a woman and its job is to wake you up and make breakfast.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Might not be good for vegetarians though

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then they shouldn't buy it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

naw, I'd buy it. I love bacon, and the smell of it, but I can't bring myself to eat it...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What a tease that'd be!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It would piss me off because I don't have time to make breakfast :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://imgur.com/gallery/9358J

by Anonymous 13 years ago