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They should make an alarm clock that emits the smell of bacon, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
it already exists, you pop the bacon in a little tray and when the alarm goes off, it turns on 2 halogen lamps which sizzle the bacon.
by Anonymous13 years ago
ew wouldnt the bacon be sitting there for a long time?
by Anonymous13 years ago
First you set your regular alarm clock to wake you up 10 minutes early, and when that goes off you get up, put in the bacon and then set THAT alarm clock, so there's no problem, you see?
by Anonymous13 years ago
that is a problem D:
by Anonymous13 years ago
id start hating bacon, and i dont want to start hating bacon.
by Anonymous13 years ago
They already have that, it's called a woman and its job is to wake you up and make breakfast.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Might not be good for vegetarians though
by Anonymous13 years ago
Then they shouldn't buy it.
by Anonymous13 years ago
naw, I'd buy it. I love bacon, and the smell of it, but I can't bring myself to eat it...
by Anonymous13 years ago
What a tease that'd be!
by Anonymous13 years ago
It would piss me off because I don't have time to make breakfast :/
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