-221 There's no such thing as being hyper. It's either just wanting attention or an excuse for being weird. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I read this as "there's no such thing as being hipster" and it basically still worked

by Anonymous 12 years ago

ever had a sugar rush? It's definitely real. You think to yourself "Why am I so hyper" but can't really slow yourself down

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sugar does not make you hyper. That is an old wives tale. Sugar crashed are real, but you do not gain copious energy from sugar.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I used to say I was hyper but then I stopped lying to myself and just started saying I'm weird. But I still believe there's such a thing as being hyper.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You, my friend, have never been challenged to an eating contest at Dairy Queen. On an unrelated note, if you eat four Star Kisses in a row your lips and tongue go right past purple ans

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...turn black. Damn, I hate the touch site!

by Anonymous 12 years ago