+132 If patients heard half of the horrible jokes we healthcare providers make, they'd be pretty disturbed. But you sometimes have to develop a dark sense of humor to stay sane, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Tell one. I am now curious.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My dad is a nurse in the ICU and I'm a phlebotomist (we work in the same hospital) and there was this woman who had meningitis and just kept moaning and moaning. Of course it's heart-breaking and we all felt bad for her, but my dad was trying to make light of the situation so he found a plastic bag and drew a happy face on it and held it up to one of the other nurses and said she should put the bag over her face.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Stuff like that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Don't leave us hanging. What?

by Anonymous 12 years ago