It's weird when you sleep in a funny position and wake up with a dead arm. Then when you try to brush the sleep out of your eyes, you slap yourself in the face instead, amirite?

+378 It's weird when you sleep in a funny position and wake up with a dead arm. Then when you try to brush the sleep out of your eyes, you slap yourself in the face instead, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Whenever that happens to me, I just smack my arm really hard against the wall

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That happened to me at a sleepover. I went to brush my bangs off my face and my hand flopped over my mouth and nose and stayed there. My friends thought it was hilarious my hand was trying to suffocate me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my arm was hidden in the blanket, and i tried to find it, and it fell on my face. true story );

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love the wording here...never thought of it as brushing the sleep out of my eyes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm twelve.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

dude I read this and started laughing so hard my mom looked at me and said "do we need to see dr. al again?" he's a therapist. lmao

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just wanted to catch you up to date. It's today.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

story of my life

by Anonymous 13 years ago