There are no such things as "Shark Attacks". We live in the land, they live in the water. If you get caught down there you're trespassing. You were never at home chilling and had some guy walk through your living room. A real "Shark Attack" is if you're some where...

+227 There are no such things as "Shark Attacks". We live in the land, they live in the water. If you get caught down there you're trespassing. You were never at home chilling and had some guy walk through your living room. A real "Shark Attack" is if you're some where you're supposed to be and a shark shows up. amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

man is amphibious, thats like saying a turtle is always trespassing no matter where it is. All creatures can share the water

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That really made me laugh

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i disagree. the koolaid man busts through my walls every day and there's nothing i can do about it. i feel every right to intrude a sharks waters.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Taken from Ian Edwards.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

if a shark attacks you, it is a shark attack.

by Anonymous 12 years ago