+302 Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend’s forehead. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...fuck

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hate your username.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

is this some reference i'm not getting?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or heart, or stomach, or any part of their body really...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow, you saved me there. I was mid-swing when i read this, so I stopped and reconsidered! You are my friend's savior.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Either you swing really damn slow, or you read really damn fast.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Speak from experience?

by Anonymous 13 years ago