+2,315 People complain too much on airplanes. like "For real? I cant get hi speed internet?! AND MY CHAIR DOESNT LEAN BACK!" .... "Dude, you are sitting in a chair... IN THE GOD DAMN SKY!", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

god god sky?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahaha oops oops

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A comedian said this... I can't remember who it was

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Louis CK

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Louie said something similar, this isn't an exact quote or anything though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is a complete rip off of Louis CK, which is fine - just give credit to the source. Youtube "everything's amazing and nobody's happy." He talks about the high-speed internet, sitting in a chair in the sky...it may not be a word for word quote, but it's clearly ripped off.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Seriously?! Not even half the posts on this website are original content.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA! I love this post!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There isn't enough space in the bathroom for certain things. hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i agree. Its really hard to try to spy on you in those damn claustrophobic plastic bathrooms.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know exactly what you mean!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank You! FINALLY! some one who understands! You know what I had to go through to get into that damn bathroom with out you noticing? A lot. I had to go through a lot of shit. a lot of shit.... pardon my pun. But anyhows, you better be damn appreciative of what I had to do to fit in that 8 inch by 12 inch restroom.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I appreciate what you did for me. I love you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love you, too... my precious. Have sweet dreams tonight, ok? You look so cute while you are sleeping with sweet dreams.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:$ :$ You're making me blush.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@1139618 (KaySeas): This conversation is too fucking creepy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No u!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Creepy? But that's just me, Your_Stalker. Nice to meet'cha!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and the most annoying is the people who have obviously never heard the rule "no carry-on liquids". http://theoatmeal.com/comics/airplane that comic reminds me of this post

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love The Oatmeal haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The comic reminds you of the post? Not the other way around?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This isn't original, louis ck said it first

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, but since when is the post of the day an original thought?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yesterday?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I meant it very broadly of course. Every now and then, you'll see some original idea out there on the front page. But looking through, you'll also notice comments on previous posts of the day regarding which website or which comedian it came from. As long as the posters give credit to the owner of the original statement, then I have no problem with it. Otherwise, I'll just vote it down. Then again, I might come off as hypocritical, because who doesn't plagiarize at some point in their life, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I only get 8 fucking peanuts?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You get fucking peanuts? Lucky! I only ever get sexually inactive peanuts...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm on air canada hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe they're just dormant, like volcanoes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You think that's bad? they gave me fucking pretzels!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hmm HMM!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): I can't decide how to say that in my head...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Say it in a way that implies sexual promiscuity.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If it can be in the GOD DAMN SKY it can GOD DAMN LEAN BACK!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I GOD DAMN AGREE WITH THIS!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

GOD DAMMIT!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I FEEL LIKE SOMEONE WILL BE A GOD DAMN COMBO BREAKER IN A FEW GOD DAMN MINUTES!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

[Enter bluegoddess.]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

GODDAMMIT BLUEGODDESS!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

can we pretend that... haha I wonder how many people are reading that and singing it in their head? >:D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I had just gotten that song out of my head too... thanks.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"We cut the legs off of our pants." -Matt & Kim, "Daylight"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): Threw our shoes into the ocean

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sit back and wave through the daylight.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): Slip and slide on subway grates

by Anonymous 13 years ago

why did God damn the skies?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To get to the other side?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"HEY GET YOUR CHAIR OFF OF ME BEFORE I REARRANGE IT FOR YOU!!!" ...that's why they don't lean back.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pround member of the mile high club :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your mom doesn't count.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But yours does.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pruned*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ah there's the potd :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

im happy if i just get some pretzels and the plane doesnt crash.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sucks when your by the jets... so damn loud!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm in love with Louis CK <3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They should start calling airplanes sky seats.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I really wish airplanes had see-through walls. That way, when you look up at an airplane you would just see a bunch of people in chairs flying through the sky.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would only appreciate the goddamn skyness of the plane if it was see-through. Otherwise, it's just a dirty, cramped, uncomfortable, aluminum cylinder of hell.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I feel like the people behind me get pissed when I lean my seat back.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha, Louis CK is amazing

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Know the rules: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWhHpjZfTik

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(WheatToas@1140822 (WheatToast): i though you said "you know the rules" thinking it was a rick roll

by Anonymous 13 years ago

=P

by Anonymous 13 years ago