+427 You always thought that the reason "the chicken wanted to cross the road" was to get to the other side of the road, but your mind was blown when you realized it means to get to the "other side" as in to die, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

WHOA. ...WHOA. Why the hell did I never realize that? >>

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hmm. Perhaps that's your personal interpretation but I doubt that's what the intention was.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

just learned that

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah, im pretty sure the intention of the joke is just to be so dry and un-funny that it's funny. i think it just means get to the other side as in, the other side of the road

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Now it makes sense as a joke!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Omg how many of these are on here? I've already seen at least 6 saying the EXACT SAME THING. USE THE FUCKING SEARCH FUNCTION!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I always thought the point was that chickens are stupid and don't have intentions. They have no reason or what they do they just kinda walk around in a dopey way. But this makes sense too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i just thought they chicken wanted to cross the road

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Holy shit. The chicken just committed suicide!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Now how is that a joke? I thought it was meant to make you think there was going to be some kind of chicken pun, and then it's just the most obvious reason to cross the road. Like, "Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

chickens dont know about the other side nor do they want to die

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cyanide and Happiness?

by Anonymous 13 years ago